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The Survivor Race Experiment: Science is a Bizzle
Survivor Season 13: Cook Islands - Episode 1
Summary by Blotto, 9/17/2006

Survivor sucks

Not Fun in the Summertime
Big Brother Season 6 - Week 2
Summary by Blotto, 7/24/2005

"Amazing" My Ass!
Amazing Race Season 6 - Finale
Summary by Blotto, 2/11/2005

Christmas Crap
Survivor Season 9: Vanuatu - Finale
Summary by Blotto, 12/15/2004

Paging Jerry Springer
Amazing Race Season 6 - Episode 2
Summary by Blotto, 11/25/2004

Bonfire of the Vanuatu-ies
Survivor Season 9: Vanuatu - Episode 1
Summary by Blotto, 9/17/2004

There’s Something About Mirna (and we`re all jealous)
Amazing Race Season 5 - Episode 6
Summary by Blotto, 8/12/2004

Nice Guys Finish Last… And Dennis Does Too
Amazing Race Season 5 - Episode 1
Summary by Blotto, 7/8/2004

Tattoos Removed
Survivor Season 8: All-Stars - Episode 10
Summary by Blotto, 4/10/2004

Where’s a Perfect Storm When You Need One?
The Real World Season 14: San Diego - Episode 5
Summary by Blotto, 1/22/2004

Something Smells Fishy (and It Ain`t Lill`s Uniform)
Survivor Season 7: Pearl Islands - Episode 11
Summary by Blotto, 11/28/2003

Leah stars in Florence Chump
The Real World Season 13: Paris - Episode 16
Summary by Blotto, 9/17/2003

FOX presents Up With People`s All-Star Salute to Sucking
American Idol Season 2 - Episode 2-11-03
Summary by Blotto, 2/12/2003

Helen hath no fury like a woman scorned
Survivor Season 5: Thailand - Finale
Summary by Blotto, 12/20/2002

Reading this summary is like skiing down a mountain made of everclear while getting your pole waxed.

Survivor Action: It`s Jan-tastic!
Survivor Season 5: Thailand - Episode 5
Summary by Blotto, 10/18/2002
Scary dancing clown Jan makes her debut; Robb keeps defying belief (he`s putting us on, right?); Clay`s infantile behaviour begs for a whupping; Ted denies losing the boat, for fear of his reputation; and Ghandia is still the most annoying of all.

This Show Bites Cow Balls
Road Rules Season 11: Campus Crawl - Episode 12
Summary by Blotto, 9/3/2002
Take ten pounds of bull penis, fifteen gallons of vomit, add an ounce of determination and just a pinch of entertainment, and what do you get? No more than you deserve for watching this show, that`s what.

Back to the Big E-ZZZZzzzzzzz…
Road Rules Season 11: Campus Crawl - Episode 7
Summary by Blotto, 7/23/2002
The RR gang adds several more counts of animal cruelty to the show`s impressive legacy, most of them merely related to forcing the hapless creatures to share camera time with them. Tsk, tsk.

Muppets Are (Sick) People Too
Current Events - New Sesame Street Character
Summary by Blotto, 7/12/2002
Children`s programming gets some new blood.

Bloody Mary: The E! True Hollywood Story
The Real World Season 11: Chicago - Episode 21
Summary by Blotto, 6/19/2002
Catfights, power trips, love triangles, drunken abusive stepfathers, Bloody Mary... this episode has it all! The sounds of "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" fill the air, and NOT just because it`s Halloween!

The A.S.S. Team
Current Events - Atlanta Segway Squadron
Summary by Blotto, 4/28/2002
Aaron Spelling announces a new summer series based on the the Atlanta Police Department`s legendary elite commando squad.

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