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Easy, Breezy, Forgettable Cover Girl!
America`s Next Top Model Season 4 - Episode 12
Summary by JT, 5/20/2005

There's Nothing Comfortable About Fashion
America`s Next Top Model Season 4 - Episode 2
Summary by JT, 3/10/2005

Very Sexual People and the Very Stupid People Who Love Them
The Real World Season 15: Philadelphia - Episode 6
Summary by JT, 10/13/2004

The Return of Fierce. That`s Right, Bitch. Fierce!
America`s Next Top Model Season 3 - Episode 1
Summary by JT, 9/23/2004

If You Can`t Take The Heat, Don`t Eat The Fucking Peppers
RW/RR Challenge Season 08 - The Inferno - Episode 4
Summary by JT, 2/17/2004

Fashion Waits For No One
America`s Next Top Model Season 2 - Episode 1
Summary by JT, 1/15/2004
Fatty, fatty, 2x4! Can`t fit through a dollhouse door! Be sure to let your teenaged daughter watch every episode of this show. Perhaps she can become a contestant on next season`s surefire hit, America`s Next Anorexia Death.

Taking Ennui To A Whole New Level
The Real World Season 13: Paris - Episode 7
Summary by JT, 7/10/2003

The One Where We Find Out Why Frank Never Gets Laid
The Real World Season 12: Las Vegas - Episode 21
Summary by JT, 2/12/2003

Will Someone Just Spit In Someone Else`s Face So We Can Move On?!?!
RW/RR Challenge Season 06 - Battle of the Suckses - Premiere
Summary by JT, 1/7/2003
An astounding array of assholes arrives! Although Amsterdam ambassador absent, assholery abounds! Amen!

When Bisexual Nymphos Attack or Papa Don`t Preach
The Real World Season 12: Las Vegas - Episode 3
Summary by JT, 9/24/2002
Barely Making Porn gets their dream cast.

Severing Sarah
Road Rules Season 11: Campus Crawl - Episode 11
Summary by JT, 8/20/2002
Yahoo! They got rid of that lazy, girly, unmotivated chick... oh-oh.

Good Things DO Happen To Good People!…and to Tonya, Too!
The Real World Season 11: Chicago - Episode 22
Summary by JT, 6/26/2002
Aneesa further explores all the skanky, evil lesbians that Chicago has to offer. In all the skanky, evil lesbian bars in HoJo`s basements that Chicago has to offer. Cara offers Aneesa some skanky, evil advice for the lovelorn. Tonya displays her skanky, evil scam-artist wiles once again. Kyle manages to exude evil skankiness without doing much of anything. Just another day in the skanky, evil RW house. Ho-hum.

If I Could Put Spit in a Bottle…
RW/RR Challenge Season 05 - Battle of the Seasons - Episode 13
Summary by JT, 4/30/2002
Hey, what`s the craziest place you`ve ever sat around reminiscing about when you used to make whoopee? Do you know how many pairs of socks your grandmother has in her unmentionables drawer? How many times has your partner plotted your unnatural demise in the last five minutes? JT answers these scintillating questions and more in If I Could Put Spit in a Bottle....

The Queens of Gloom Vs. the Ladder of Doom
RW/RR Challenge Season 05 - Battle of the Seasons - Episode 9
Summary by JT, 4/2/2002
Yo! Yo, shit, yo! This week the Challenged kids hauled their big asses up on some wack ladder, yo! Yo, that ladder was the shizit, yo! JT wrote this awesome summary, yo! It`s called Love in the Time of Dysentery or The Queens of Gloom Vs. The Ladder of Doom. Um, yo!

The Unraveling of Tonya
The Real World Season 11: Chicago - Episode 4
Summary by JT, 1/30/2002
JT watched in horror as Tonya melted down the TV screen into a puddle at his feet, staining his rug with a mixture of decomposing makeup and Jontue and internal organs. Read The Unraveling of Tonya for the complete story.

Steve Finally Gets Some (Air)Play
Road Rules Season 10: The Quest - Episode 11
Summary by JT, 10/14/2001

The Night Kent Went
Big Brother Season 2 - Episode 16
Summary by JT, 8/9/2001

JT gave a stranger some oral in exchange for a bottle of Nyquil, sat down and poured himself a double, and then watched last Thursday`s Big Brother so he could write this splendid summary.

It`s Just Not ValentineÆs Day Until Some…
The Real World Season 10: Back to New York - Episode 5
Summary by JT, 6/6/2001

RW Bio - Colin, Hawaii
The Real World Season 08: Hawaii - Bio - Colin
Summary by JT, 5/5/2001

Strategies - and Cleavage - Emerge
Love Cruise Season 1 - Episode 2
Summary by JT, 1/1/2001

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