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Comeuppance
Amazing Race Season 6 - Finale Spoiler
Summary by new order, 1/5/2005

Have no fear, my dear, for Jonathan will get what's coming to him. Unfortunately, we'll have to squirm through every episode until the finale to see it, but it will be sah-WEET.

Rectal Cheese
Movies - Signs
Summary by new order, 8/27/2002
Ooooooh, crop circles, how scary is that?

Every Time Bunky Cries, a Homo Switches Teams: An Opera in Four Acts
Big Brother Season 2 - Episode 24
Summary by new order, 8/30/2001

Pearl Harbor Quest
Movies - Pearl Harbor
Summary by new order, 6/19/2001

Pearl Harbor has turned out to be a popular easy target but that`s only because it sucks so bad. This is why we urge all good people of decency and taste to join new order in his Pearl Harbor Quest. Did we mention it`s a Disney movie?

DIE DIE DIE DEPECHE MODE DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Music - Depeche Mode
Summary by new order, 4/1/2001

We have all thought it at one time or another for our own reasons and now here is new order to share his reasons for the popular mantra DIE DIE DIE DEPECHE MODE DIE DIE DIE!!!!

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