Current Events Archive
The Secret Santa Problem
Current Events - Christmas
Summary by writdenied, 12/27/2004
Helpful hints to deal with this holiday crisas.
Elam Celebrates Field Goal
Current Events - NFL Football
Summary by AC, 12/16/2003
Current Events - Saddam Captured
Summary by PlånetSocks, 12/15/2003
Boot Camp Back in Action
Current Events - Iraq
Summary by Kvm711, 3/21/2003
Humble has-beens doing their part.
The Lott Thickens
Current Events - Trent Lott Interviewed on BET
Summary by gobanana, 12/17/2002
Senator Lott on the atonement warpath.
Muppets Are (Sick) People Too
Current Events - New Sesame Street Character
Summary by Blotto, 7/12/2002
Children`s programming gets some new blood.
Abercrombie & Fitch in HOT HOT HOT water!
Current Events - A&F Baby Thongs
Summary by PlånetSocks, 5/22/2002
A&F strikes again, with its new line of sexy thongs for very young, small, tiny girls.
Science Plucks Up Again!
Current Events - Naked Chicken
Summary by PlånetSocks, 5/21/2002
Scientists announce "naked chicken" - a breakthrough culinary marvel.
The A.S.S. Team
Current Events - Atlanta Segway Squadron
Summary by Blotto, 4/28/2002
Aaron Spelling announces a new summer series based on the the Atlanta Police Department`s legendary elite commando squad.
Trailers Trash Theatergoers
Current Events - Movie Trailers
Summary by PlånetSocks, 4/25/2002
An alarming scourge of online movie trailers has swept the Internet community. Bob Thinktank reports.