Movies Archive

M. Night Gives Us All a Tittie Twister
Movies - The Village
Summary by Goondoc, 8/13/2004

Rectal Cheese
Movies - Signs
Summary by new order, 8/27/2002
Ooooooh, crop circles, how scary is that?

FPJ is Lookeeng Goooooood!
Movies - Head Over Heels
Summary by Weezie, 2/8/2002

Glitter vs. Crossroads: Misery Matchup
Movies - Glitter/Crossroads
Summary by Atlgb, 2/5/2002

American Outlaws: Bobby Brady`s Nightmare
Movies - American Outlaws
Summary by AC, 9/2/2001

AC is perfectly flawed and fucked up enough to uncover the faults in a sorry movie like American Outlaws. Read it for Bobby Brady`s sake.

Hollow Man Revisited
Movies - Hollow Man
Summary by Neckbone, 8/27/2001

Neckbone rakes over the putried rubble of Paul Verhoeven`s career as he revisits Hollow Man. It`s been a long time since The 4th Man.

Legally Blonde makes me happy. Right?
Movies - Legally Blonde
Summary by Martha, 8/25/2001

Martha doesn`t feel too good about the feel-good Legally Blonde. Memo to Robert Luketic: It`s been a long time since Titsiana Booberini.

Kiss of the Dragon
Movies - Kiss of the Dragon
Summary by Neckbone, 7/15/2001

"Kiss of the Dragon is astonishing filmmaking." -Neckbone, Urban PlanetSucks Radio Network.

Pearl Harbor Quest
Movies - Pearl Harbor
Summary by new order, 6/19/2001

Pearl Harbor has turned out to be a popular easy target but that`s only because it sucks so bad. This is why we urge all good people of decency and taste to join new order in his Pearl Harbor Quest. Did we mention it`s a Disney movie?

Atlantis: The Lost $9
Movies - Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Summary by Eilonwy, 6/18/2001

Eilonwy summarizes Atlantis: The Lost Empire, the latest formulaic widget churned out by the soulless Disney machine.

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