Music Archive

Fuck Me Gently With a Karate Schnitzel
Music - Weezer & Tenacious D Concert
Summary by FightingRabbits, 12/18/2001

FightingRabbits found out that it really sucks to attend one of those rock and roll concert performances when your age clock is striking 30.

It`s Official: There`s No Justice in the World
Music - MTV VMA 2001: Video of the Year
Summary by XQUZYPHYR, 9/6/2001

An Excessively Thorough Analysis of N`Sync`s
Music - N`Sync
Summary by omophagia, 7/26/2001

For your dancing and reading pleasure, omophagia serves up An excessively thorough analysis of N`Sync`s "Pop."

Explain It to Me, Kiss Army!
Music - Kiss
Summary by Weezie, 7/3/2001

Weezie is confused. Yeah yeah, but this time she might have a legitimate reason. It has to do with that old rock `n` image group KISS.

U2 Totally Sucks
Music - U2
Summary by Adam Rank, 6/3/2001

Fabio to Bono: I like your one-name-only style but U2 totally sucks for messing with the Nuge.

Britney Spears Is A Respectable Artistic Musician
Music - Britney Spears
Summary by Kvm711, 5/31/2001

So posits Kvm711 as he stands up tall and erect in defense of Britney Spears and her art with his scholarly dissection of her latest music video.

The Sad Case of LeAnn Rimes
Music - LeAnn Rimes
Summary by omophagia, 5/1/2001

omophagia has a tragic story to tell. It`s called "The Sad Case of LeAnn Rimes."

DIE DIE DIE DEPECHE MODE DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Music - Depeche Mode
Summary by new order, 4/1/2001

We have all thought it at one time or another for our own reasons and now here is new order to share his reasons for the popular mantra DIE DIE DIE DEPECHE MODE DIE DIE DIE!!!!

Dave Matthews Concert Sucked
Music - Dave Matthews
Summary by DrFunk, 3/1/2001

Dr. Funk went to see the Dave Matthews Band in concert. His ears bled. His body was snatched. His summary title, Dave Matthews Concert Sucked, says it all.

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