Give&Go: Why am I considered to be a poster on the leading edge... Hmm, that's a good question. I think that I fit into that "category" for many reasons. I'm a conceptual artist.
PlanetSucks Interviewer: I didn't ask you that question.
Give&Go: This posting experience can be a lonely and frightening process.
PlanetSucks Interviewer: <awkward silence>
Give&Go: Well anyway, I just follow my conscience.
PlanetSucks Interviewer: In your autobiography, What Makes Pigs Fly, you described your life as a kid growing up in New York's West Village scene. How much has that impacted your work as a poster?
Give&Go: Well, culture today has been reduced to a series of reiterated concepts whose quintessence have been stripped of authenticity and are left with the emptiness of style and premise. I mean, The Backstreet Boys,
'N Sync and the rest of them are a poor man's Partridge Family and so on and so on. See what I mean? You're following me, right?
PlanetSucks Interviewer: Not at all.
Give&Go: You can extend that to film and literature as well.
PlanetSucks Interviewer: And posting?
Give&Go: And posting.
PlanetSucks Interviewer: What do you do for a living?
Give&Go: I sit on the Trade Board For Natural Sausage Casings. It's my day job. Of course, I...
PlanetSucks Interviewer: You're kidding me right?
Give&Go: Why are you laughing at me asshole?
PlanetSucks Interviewer: I did not laugh at you, Give&Go.
Give&Go: You most certainly did!
PlanetSucks Interviewer: I didn't. I simply asked...
Give&Go: OK, it wasn't a laugh, but it was definitely a snicker.
PlanetSucks Interviewer: Look, dude... I didn't laugh, snicker or anything else. You need to chill.
Give&Go: I saw the way your lips curled up at the corners of your mouth. If it wasn't a snicker, it was definitely a NASTY smile.
PlanetSucks Interviewer: Wait, wait. Wait! Hold up yo. You're taking this thing WAY too...
Give&Go: Did you know that without SAUSAGE CASINGS, there would be no SAUSAGES, jackass?
PlanetSucks Interviewer: Well did you know that without INTERVIEWERS, there would be no INTERVIEWS motherfucker?
Give&Go: This interview is over. Have a nice day. SIR!
PlanetSucks Interviewer: God, not again.
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