following are random quotes culled from the Message Board.
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Shii-Ann... sure talks a lot of trash for someone who didn't even make the
jury on her season. She's like the asshole benchwarmer on a good team that gives
you a cocky smirk and a sarcastic "Nice game" after beating you, despite not
playing a single minute. Back home, she probably taunts her computer after
winning games of Minesweeper. "I win again, Compaq Presario. You should learn
not to underestimate my mine-avoiding abilities."
Blotto Survivor 22-Apr-04
Every time I see Pig Tahm do his little
dance, I think of Disney's down-home Jamboree bears.
Sarcasmick 09-Apr-04 Survivor
Ha-Ha Lex!... Your hand was empty and you kept trying to play cards. Were you
trying to play the Friendship Card? You threw that down with Ethan. Did you then
try to play the Loyalty Card? You threw that down with Jeri. You had nothing to
play and nothing to offer. Who were you trying to bluff? Rob had a full house of
Chapera you moron! Didn't you see them? All those people left in his tribe?
Dickweed. Should have called it Survivor Dumb-Stars.
SloppyGecko 08-Apr-04 Survivor
you must choose which woman you want to banish forever... You chose Carrie.
Carrie, as being the woman picked for banishment, you get immunity... and you
get to pick a man you wish to banish. You chose Mike. Mike, as Carrie's
selection, you have won a dinner and massage date with a woman of your choice.
You choose Stacey. Stacey, as Mike's date, you get to put a bullet through any
man's head of your choice. You killed Brandon. Earlier today, Brandon made a
videotape selecting a woman of his choice for banishment..."
Blotto 09-Mar-04 Reality TV
Why wasn't I suprised to see Heidi sitting on the curb smoking a cigarette while
Omorosa got lunch? Ha, ha, ha, ha! As if we didn't know she was a classless
whore already, that smoke break nailed it last night!
heathen 05-Mar-04 Reality TV
Where the hell
is Toni? Has she been indicted in the BALCO investigation and cannot leave the
Charles_in_Charge 01-Mar-04 Reality TV
Y'know the scene in "Trainspotting" where
Renton dives deep into the filthiest toilet in Scotland? Swimming deep in the
muck? Well I've heard you can get ole balding Joe's book for FREE if you take
the plunge. Apparently that's where 98% of the copies are, shat out of huge
trucks, unspeakable waste, the tragic remains of many trees.
Inez McPenis 04-Feb-04 Real World
I don't think that sunshine-shaped nipple
holders would do Coral much good. I think they would just scuff up her shoes.
Chucker 02-Feb-04 Challenge
But on the Inferno, those fleshy protuberances were
sloshing around on Coral's barely covered torso like a brace of freshly landed
marlin in their death-throes on a steaming yacht deck. Man, that's good
JP 03-Feb-04 Challenge
Excuse my ignorance, what is PS?
JoeyB 03-Feb-04 Challenge
Burnett is in good health, or I'll have to go back and start reading books
LolaBaby 30-Jan-04 Real World
So E and H
wisely divided off Normandy from England and gave it to their third son,
Geoffrey. And pinned all their hopes on Richard being able to just "lie back and
think of England.
Penny 29-Jan-04 Movies
at the sun... I will show people this site personally and they always get this
look on their face like thay just smelled a fart.
Some people can't handle the truth.
zorbac 29-Jan-04 Real World
Trashelle be in so many reality shows at once, and be whoring herself out to so
many "boyfriends" at once? One theory is that she' not a single person but a
franchise like Gallagher. They audition a bunch of freak-ho skanks at various
trailer parks and send them out to different regions of the country.
JP 27-Jan-04 Real World
>MTV placed a 8 inch blur over Brad's
alleged "eight inches STACKED
Do you think that oh, say, five years from now we'll get to watch a half hour
documentary where we actually meet Brad's penis?
Tuesday 26-Jan-04 Real World
You don't know where Frankie is coming
from. She was raped by a large boat.
koteka 14-Jan-04 Real World
There ought to be a rule that if someone does something to intentionally piss
you off, then acts confused when you are mad, you get to stick a pen in their
throat and call it herd-thinning.
demonster15 13-Jan-04 Reality TV (On Airplane)
when you look like your chest is harboring a clan of seals, please don a
pumpkin 06-Jan-04 Real World
What a limp flaccid cock of a year! Fuck you 2003!
MikeyMcBB 01-Jan-04 Off-Topic
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