Message Board Quotes
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By PlånetSocks
10/6/2002

The following are random quotes culled from the Message Board.
(This page will be updated sporadically.)

Shii-Ann... sure talks a lot of trash for someone who didn't even make the jury on her season. She's like the asshole benchwarmer on a good team that gives you a cocky smirk and a sarcastic "Nice game" after beating you, despite not playing a single minute. Back home, she probably taunts her computer after winning games of Minesweeper. "I win again, Compaq Presario. You should learn not to underestimate my mine-avoiding abilities."
Blotto Survivor 22-Apr-04

Every time I see Pig Tahm do his little dance, I think of Disney's down-home Jamboree bears.
Sarcasmick 09-Apr-04 Survivor

Ha-Ha Lex!... Your hand was empty and you kept trying to play cards. Were you trying to play the Friendship Card? You threw that down with Ethan. Did you then try to play the Loyalty Card? You threw that down with Jeri. You had nothing to play and nothing to offer. Who were you trying to bluff? Rob had a full house of Chapera you moron! Didn't you see them? All those people left in his tribe? Dickweed. Should have called it Survivor Dumb-Stars. 
SloppyGecko 08-Apr-04 Survivor

Gentlemen, now you must choose which woman you want to banish forever... You chose Carrie. Carrie, as being the woman picked for banishment, you get immunity... and you get to pick a man you wish to banish. You chose Mike. Mike, as Carrie's selection, you have won a dinner and massage date with a woman of your choice. You choose Stacey. Stacey, as Mike's date, you get to put a bullet through any man's head of your choice. You killed Brandon. Earlier today, Brandon made a videotape selecting a woman of his choice for banishment..."
Blotto 09-Mar-04 Reality TV

Why wasn't I suprised to see Heidi sitting on the curb smoking a cigarette while Omorosa got lunch? Ha, ha, ha, ha! As if we didn't know she was a classless whore already, that smoke break nailed it last night!
heathen 05-Mar-04 Reality TV

Where the hell is Toni? Has she been indicted in the BALCO investigation and cannot leave the country?
Charles_in_Charge 01-Mar-04 Reality TV

Y'know the scene in "Trainspotting" where Renton dives deep into the filthiest toilet in Scotland? Swimming deep in the muck? Well I've heard you can get ole balding Joe's book for FREE if you take the plunge. Apparently that's where 98% of the copies are, shat out of huge trucks, unspeakable waste, the tragic remains of many trees.
Inez McPenis 04-Feb-04 Real World

I don't think that sunshine-shaped nipple holders would do Coral much good. I think they would just scuff up her shoes.
Chucker 02-Feb-04 Challenge

But on the Inferno, those fleshy protuberances were sloshing around on Coral's barely covered torso like a brace of freshly landed marlin in their death-throes on a steaming yacht deck. Man, that's good television!
JP 03-Feb-04 Challenge

Excuse my ignorance, what is PS?
JoeyB 03-Feb-04 Challenge

Hope Mark Burnett is in good health, or I'll have to go back and start reading books again.
LolaBaby 30-Jan-04 Real World

So E and H wisely divided off Normandy from England and gave it to their third son, Geoffrey. And pinned all their hopes on Richard being able to just "lie back and think of England.
Penny 29-Jan-04 Movies

Like looking at the sun... I will show people this site personally and they always get this look on their face like thay just smelled a fart.
Some people can't handle the truth.
zorbac 29-Jan-04 Real World

How can Trashelle be in so many reality shows at once, and be whoring herself out to so many "boyfriends" at once? One theory is that she' not a single person but a franchise like Gallagher. They audition a bunch of freak-ho skanks at various trailer parks and send them out to different regions of the country.
JP 27-Jan-04 Real World

>MTV placed a 8 inch blur over Brad's alleged "eight inches STACKED
Do you think that oh, say, five years from now we'll get to watch a half hour documentary where we actually meet Brad's penis?
Tuesday 26-Jan-04 Real World

You don't know where Frankie is coming from. She was raped by a large boat.
koteka 14-Jan-04 Real World

There ought to be a rule that if someone does something to intentionally piss you off, then acts confused when you are mad, you get to stick a pen in their throat and call it herd-thinning.
demonster15 13-Jan-04 Reality TV (On Airplane)

when you look like your chest is harboring a clan of seals, please don a fucking bra.
pumpkin 06-Jan-04 Real World

What a limp flaccid cock of a year! Fuck you 2003!
MikeyMcBB 01-Jan-04 Off-Topic

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