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Elam Celebrates Field Goal
NFL Football



By AC
12/16/2003

DENVER (PSN) -- Pictured above is Denver Broncos kicker Jason Elam celebrating at mid-field after kicking a 27 yard field goal in the fourth quarter of Sunday's 65-3 loss to the Arizona Cardinals. The kick cut the lead to 46 points.

After the game, the three-time Pro Bowl selection reacted strongly to widespread criticism that pulling a ticker tape parade out of his socks was "overdoing it."  Elam defended his action: "Football is supposed to be entertaining. I'm just trying to give the fans a good show. If anything, Tagliabue should be thanking me, am I right?"

When asked by the astonished reporters how he managed to carry the infrastructure and population of four city blocks inside his socks, Elam explained, "Hey, I wear knee-highs, man."

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